Contest! – Wes Anderson prize pack
The fine folks over at Focus Features recently mailed us some awesome Moonrise Kingdom prize packs to give away to our fans!
To enter: Simply take your favorite Wes Anderson film quote, and leave it as a comment below!
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“He had his old escort meet him by way of the Green Line bus, the one from his days on the circuit. As always, she was late.”
-royal tenanbaums
I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!
What? She said you were a failure? What has she ever accomplished with her life that’s so great, man? Nothing.
“This is an adventure” – Steve Zizzou
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about” Sam to Suzy, Moonrise Kingdom
“Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop!” -Scout Master Ward
They’re playing cricket with a tennis ball.
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
“Wildcat was written in kind of an obsolete vernacular. Wildcat… Wild…Cat…. Okay, I’m gonna go.”
Well what kinda way is that to act?
Esteban! Esteban!
“I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.” – Royal Tenenbaum
“I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”
The Life Aquatic – MK is a close second however.
I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.
-Why is there tape on your nose?
-Exactly!
It’s been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes
Raleigh: You don’t love me anymore, do you? Margot: I do, kind of.
“He has the cancer” – Pagoda
“She’s a rich bitch you know, she was raised by maids.” – Steve Zissou in regards to Eleanor Zissou
these are O.R. scrubs. Oh, are they?
YES!
“Well I wanna die.” -Raleigh St. Claire
Steve Zissou: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou -
“Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.”
It’s been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
so long sweet lime
Your mother still dating that black buck?
Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music
“I think we are both glowing” – Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
“I just pooped!
”
Not sure if mine worked or not.
“On the run from Johnny Law. Ain’t no trip to Cleveland”
It’s been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
“Life is an adventure.” Steve Zissou, Life Aquatic
Steve Zissou: You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?
“You really think it’s cool to hit the sauce when you got a bun in the oven?”
- Steve Zissou, from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“Here he is, he thought he had a team, turns out to be a man alone”
Bottle Rocket.
“You’re in love with Richie. Which is sick. And gross.”
This is so fantastic! I hope I win!
Why is there tape on your nose?
Exactly!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
“I wonder if it remembers me.” – Steve Zissou
Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well… uh… we fuckin’ stole it, man.
From The Life Aquatic
“Is this my espresso machine? …how did you get my espresso machine? ”
“We fuckin’ stole it, man. “
” Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?” “No, they all share one.”
“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite. “
‘I know what it’s like to feel different.’
‘But I’m not different.’
On the run from Johnny Law. Ain’t no trip to Cleveland.
I’ll be out back. I’m gonna find a tree to chop down. ^^
“Go Mordecai!”
“Please stop belittling me.”
“You, my dear friend, are a damn fool.”
“This is an adventure.”
Wes Anderson fan:)
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”-
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
This is an adventure
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Did you just fuck that Indian girl?
Royal says to Pagoda after he stabs him
“That’s the last time you put a knife in me! Y’hear me?”
(klaus’ lines MUST be read in an accent)
Steve: We’ll split into two groups. I’ll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.
Klaus: Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
Steve: We’re in the middle of a lighning strike rescue op, Klaus. What’s the deal?
Klaus: I’m sick of being on “B” squad.
Steve: You might be on “B” Squad, But you’re the “B” Squad leader. Don’t you know me and Esteban always thought of you as our baby brother?
Klaus: I’ve always thought of you two as my dads. Please don’t let any one make fun of me for saying so.
Steve: I can’t guarantee that, Klausie, but I’ll try. Can we get on with the maneuvers now?
“Did you just call me Coltraine?”
“What’s the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself for an hour and forty-five minutes? It’s… it’s weird. ” – Ash
“Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer. “
“poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know. They just have to be creative.”
“Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?” Mrs. Fox, Fantastic Mr. Fox
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern. Steve Zissou
ive never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that
“We’ve never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I’m half gay.”
“Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.”
Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.
“Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?”
Margot: You probably don’t even know my middle name.
Royal: That’s a trick question. You don’t have one.
Margot: Helen.
Royal: That was my mother’s name.
Margot: I know it was.
“Pull your head out of your ass!”
Ronnie or Donnie
“The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
“The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then do it for the rest of your life. ” – Max Fischer, Rushmore.
<3
Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.
The Life Aquatic – “I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.”
“Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?” “No. They share one.”
“Please don’t let him drown in the goddamn lake or something… terrible day here at Camp Ivanho”
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
Hotel Chevalier
“I’ve had a rough year, dad.”
Suzy: I wish I was an orphan
Sam: I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about
~moonrise Kingdom
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery? -Royal Tenenbaum
Ash: I can fit through there. Want to know why?
Kylie: Why?
Ash: Because I’m little.
“You’re supposed to be my lab partner.”
“I am.”
“No you’re not. You’re disloyal.”
“I wonder if it remembers me.” Life Aquatic
I don’t think your happiness is quite appropriate.
Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don’t want to live in a hole anymore, and I’m going to do something about it.
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?” – Royal
Sam: Why do you consider me your enemy?
Redford: Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
“Why’s your cousin such a wet sandwich?”
…
“Are you a bully? You’re starting to sound like a bully. “
“I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a sonofabitch.”
“I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.”
I still wish I could breathe underwater.
“Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.” – Rushmore
How can a train get lost? It’s on rails.
- Darjeeling Limited
“You know I’m not big on apologizing. So I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.” Steve Zissou
If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
“I’m sick of being on ‘B’ squad.”
I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie. – Margot
Herman Blume: She’s my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock.
“I didn’t save mine.” – Peter
“How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.”-Jack in The Darjeeling Limited
I’m a huge Wes Anderson Fan! I have too many favorite quotes but here two.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou:
Steve Zissou: I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.
The Darjeeling Unlimted:
Francis: Where are the savory snacks?
Jack: What?
Francis:Did you just fuck that Indian girl?
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?
Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
Max Fischer
Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max: Oh are they?
“I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style.”
Mrs. Fox: Why did you lie to me?
Mr. Fox: Because I’m a wild animal
“So, you really think you’re a Zissou?”
“Im going to kill myself tomorrow”
Richie Tenenbaum
Francis: I guess I’ve still got a lot of healing to do.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?
Where’s my shoe? -Eli Cash (Royal Tenenbaums)
“This guy’s a big-time asshole… He hogs up all the grant money.”
“There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don’t let me get one”. – Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.
- That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
- Revenge.
With friends like you, who needs friends?
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
” I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about ” Sam – Moonrise Kingdom
Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship
“Maybe we could express ourselves more fully if we say it without words.” -Patricia, The Darjeeling Limited
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”
-Margot Tenenbaum
“How can the train be lost it’s on rails…”
Darjeeling Limited
Mrs. Fox: If what I think is happening, is happening – it better not be.
I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about. Moonrise Kingdom
Ash-There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here… don’t let me get one.
We haven’t located us yet.
-The Darjeeling Ltd.
“Were you in the shit?” – Rushmore
Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers. Can you see how incredible this is going to be? Hang gliding, come on!
“Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead! Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois! Ho! Ho! Ho! Land ho! Ho!” – Klaus, The Life Aquatic.
“You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!”
Moonrise Kingdom -
– Was he a good dog?
- Who’s to say
I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space. – Walt, Moonrise Kingdom
“Let’s go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.”
-The Darjeeling Limited
Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot: 22 years.
Ethel: Well, I think you should quit.
Royal Tenenbaums
Oh, no. We forgot Cody! We gotta go back!
…
…
Good-bye, Cody.
“You know there’s nothing to steal from my mum and Craig! ” Dignan
“Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me?”
- The Darjeeling Limited
“Let’s go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.”
The Darjeeling Limited
“I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum”
“Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.” -Papa Steve
Gets me every time…
Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot: 22 years.
Ethel: Well, I think you should quit.
“I love you too, but I’m gonna to mace you in the face.”
Ned – What kind of cat was it?
Zissou – Who gives a shit?… I think it was a tabby.
What kind of bird are you?
“You’ve made a cuckold of me…. many times over.”
Raleigh St. Clair, The Royal Tenenbaums
“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?” – Max Fisher in Rushmore
“I am going to kill myself tomorrow.” – Richie
“I wonder if it remembers me…” -Steve Zissou
Ned Plimpton: Stevesy, what’s going on? Are those hijackers?
Steve Zissou: Well, out here we call them “pirates,” Ned.
Raleigh: Do you have an alternate?
Priest: No.
Raleigh: Are there priests on call?
“He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes.”
-Moonrise Kingdom
The Darjeeling Limited
Those are three thousand dollar loafers!
-Francis
I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about.
So long Sweet Lime
Royal: [about Raleigh] You’re two-timing him with that bloodsucker Eli Cash. Now, that’s just not right, dammit. You used to be a genius.
Margot: No, I didn’t.
I love this one as well
“I lost my temper at myself.”-Suzy Bishop
“That cab has a dent in it…and another dent there..and another dent there.” -Dudley
Go get the keys to that boat and throw them in the water. No wait, they may have another set. Just blow it up.
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” – Margot
The Royal Tenenbaums
“Well, I was a little upset at first. I mean, obviously people are going to think I’m a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought… that’s me. I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that.”
Royal Tennenbaum
“Mother F” – Jane
“I love you too, but I’m going to mace you in the face.”
“You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!!” -Royal
“Piranhas? Really?”
“Yes, I’m talking to a guy in South America.”
Ned: What happened to Jacqueline?
Steve: She didn’t really love me.
Badger: In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That’s all.
Mr. Fox: I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Badger: No, you cussing with me?
Mr. Fox: Don’t cussing point at me!
Badger: If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
Mr. Fox: You’re not gonna cuss with me!
Mr. Fox: Just buy the tree.
Badger: Okay.
“Was he a good dog?”
“Who’s to say…”
“Please don’t make fun of me. I was only trying to flirt with you” -Stevezie
Bob: Wha– why is there tape on your nose?
Dignan: Exactly!
Bottle Rocket
The same quote that names my tumblr:
“I know you, Asshole” by Royal Tenenebaum
“Are you cussing with me?”
Herman Blume: ” You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you”.
Boggis, Bunce, and Bean,
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks,
So different in looks,
Were none the less equally mean!
He has this disease where his head is shaved except he doesn’t have to shave it because he can’t grow any hair in the first place. Don’t talk about it around him though. It might offend him.
“So the word on the street… Or should I say… rumor has if thaf, well… I heard you love me.”
- Bottle Rocket
“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.” –Max Fischer
Bill – “I’ll be out back. I’m gonna find a tree to chop down”
Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: Ohh, are they?
-Rushmore
Max Fischer: “The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life. For me, it’s going to Rushmore.”
If you’re not against me, don’t cross this line. If yes, do.
- So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
- We went to Harvard together.
- Oh that’s great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.
-I wonder if it remembers me.
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
-I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me.
-I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.
“I’m grumpy. I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I’m just…different, apparently.”
Look at that old grizzly bear.
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.” – Steve Zissou
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”
“He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes. Some nudes.” – Laura Bishop
“Who Za’ shit is Ned zissou?” -Klaus daimler
“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern”
From The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Steve: No exceptions. Everyone gets one. Anne-Marie! Do the interns get glocks?
Anne-Marie: No. They all share one.
The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life. For me, it’s going to Rushmore.
“The characters are all fictional” -The Darjeeling Limited.
Quite simply the film that really got me into the genius of Wes Anderson and also introduced me properly to the kinks. My hero!
My mentor, Lord Mandrake. He’s dead, now.
With all due respect, you can’t let your children stab people.
“There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here… don’t let me get one.”
-Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Royal Tenenbaums, hands down! Moonrise Kingdom is nearly a tie though. Wes is so whimsical.
“This is an adventure” Steve Sizou
-I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me.”
-”I don’t think you’re an asshole Royal, I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch”
-”Well, I really appreciate that”
“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.” -Steve Zissou
This is an adventure -Steve Sizou
“I love you, too, but I’m going to mace you in the face!” – Jack Whitman
“I want that stewardess…” -Jack (The Darjeeling Limited)
Ethel: I don’t think it’s very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the bathtub.
Margot: I tied it to the radiator.
-From The Royal Tenenbaums
“You’re true blue, Ethel. You really are.” -Royal
I’m not colorblind…am I?
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.”
- Darjeeling Limited
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.”
“I love you but you don’t know what you are talking about.”
This is an adventure– Steve Zizzou
“I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?”
“I don’t think she’s a lesbian, Dad. She’s pregnant.” “Bull dykes can get pregnant.”
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.” – Sam Shakusky
Pagoda: He has the cancer.
“Oh shit man”
-pagoda
Anthony: One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.
P.S. Do you ever wish
you could breathe underwater?
Ned, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
I love you but.. I’M GONNA MACE YOU IN THE FACE.
I love you but… I SHOULDN’T HAVE MARRIED YOU.
I love you but… YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
Look at these assholes.
-Francis (The Darjeeling Limited)
Suzy: “Was he a good dog?”
Sam: “Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die.”
I forgot the quote! Well this one made me laugh…”what is this, what am I looking at”? “He does nudes”.
Moonrise Kingdom
“Best. Play. Ever. Man!” – Mr. Littlejeans (Rushmore)
“I know, you’re in love with Richie. Which is sick. And gross.”
-Eli, The Royal Tenenbaums
Eli: I’m not in love with you any more.
Margot: I didn’t know you ever were.
“I’m sorry – I know I haven’t been at my best this past decade.” -Steve Zissou
“If what I think is happening is happening – it better not be.”
“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”
Max Fischer
“Look at these assholes” – Francis
Well, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go on an overnight drunk, and in ten days l’m gonna set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.
Steve Zissou: “I wonder if it remembers me.”
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
Festival Director: That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
Steve Zissou: Revenge.
“Please forgive this”
Rosemary: “Do you think we’re going to have sex?”
Max Fischer: “That’s a kind of cheap way to put it.”
Rosemary: “Not if you’ve ever fucked before it isn’t.”
Love baby Jason Schwartzman! Such a sweet movie.
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
“Did you just call me Coltrain?”
“No.”
“Dignan, look. I’m just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I’m just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I’m the only one with a car.” -Bob Mapplethorpe
Max: So, you were in Vietnam?
Herman: Yeah
Max: Were you in the shit?
Herman: Yeah, I was in the shit.
If what I think is happening, is happening… It better not be. – Mrs. Fox, Fantastic Mr Fox
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.”
Kylie in Fantastic Mr. Fox
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“These are O.R. scrubs.”
“oh…are they?”
-Rushmore
“You remember how I got in to Rushmore? I wrote a play. A little one-act about Watergate.”
“I can’t even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.” ~Margot Tenenbaum
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.” – Herman Blume
“This is probably the last adventure I’ve got in me. I was hoping to go out in a flash of blazes, but I’ll probably just end up going home.”
-Steve Z
intern, get me a campari
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about” Sam Shakusky, Moonrise Kingdom
Rita: What’s wrong with you?
Jack: Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.
The Darjeeling Limited
I promise, I will never be your friend.
- Hotel Chevalier
“Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!” -Steve Zissou
: Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
or
: Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off… Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?
“Nice nurses uniform, guy”
“They’re OR scrubs”
“O R they?”
- Max Fischer
Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry: beg your pardon?
Royal: you heard me, Coltrane.
Henry: Coltrane?
Royal: what?
Henry: did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal: no.
Henry: you didn’t?
Royal: no..
“I can fit in there, you wanna know how? Because I’m little!”
-Ash
(Fantastic Mr. Fox)
“you left your dog, you idiots!”
-stevie
“I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?”
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.” -The Darjeeling Limited
“I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.” – Mr. Fox
It’s a good quote to live by.
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.” ~ Jack
Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too. Me too.
What the cuss!
“What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?”
“Revenge” – Steve Zissou on the Jaguar Shark
Darjeeling Limited “We haven’t located us yet”
Boggis, Bunce, and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks,
so different in looks,
were nonetheless equally mean.
“Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off… Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?”
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum
“I can’t find them” -Life Aquatic, from the cutting room of the boat tour.
Royal Tenenbaum – “What characters? This is a bunch of little kids, uh dressed up in animal costumes.”
“I promise I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
Hotel Chevalier
“Of course it’s dark, it’s a suicide note.” Richie, The Royal Tenenbaums
“I hope the roof blows off and I get sucked into space.”
She’s my Rushmore.
“Do all the interns get glocks?”
Steve Zissou
“I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.”
“I’ve always thought of you two as my dads. Please don’t let any one make fun of me for saying so.” – Klaus Damler
“That sounds like poetry. Poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know. They’re just supposed to be creative.” – Sam, Moonrise Kingdom
“No, I said what kind of bird are YOU.”
I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
“He’s just….(hand wiggle) different!” – Mr. Fox
“…you see the star is me, right there, and I’ll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you’re the zero out here in the car.” -Dignan
“Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off… Nobody else got hit?” Mr. Zizzou
“Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year” – Narrator (Alex Baldwin), The Royal Tenenbaums
I don’t care about the truth about yourself.
“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”
“You really think it’s cool to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?” — The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“Well, I was a little upset at first. I mean, obviously people are going to think I’m a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought… that’s me. I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that.” – Steve Zissou
Royal: You used to be a genius.
Margot: No I didn’t.
“We fucking stole it man.” -Bond Company Stooge, The Life Aquatic
“Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it.
Thank you.”
- Herman Blume, 1997 speech at the Rushmore Academy.
This guy – - the best chapel speaker I have ever seen.
“Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.”
Whistle click click
“We’re even, damn it. That’s it!” -Klaus Daimler
2 of them:
1) I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
2) I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.
- What’s wrong with you?
- Let me think about it. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.
- Sure, tell me then.
Jack and Rita from The Darjeeling limited
Does anyone know why it says “Your comment is awaiting moderation. “?
What movie is that from?
“But it still hurts…bad.”
-Steve Zissou
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. “Vámonos, amigos,” he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight. – Eli Cash
“You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock. ” – Ash – Fantastic Mr. Fox
“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.” – Steve Zissou
What kind of bird are you?
“Does it concern you that your daughter has just run away from home?” “That’s a loaded question.”
But your the B squad leader.
-The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“I only remember certain details, but from what I’ve been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, “Whoo”, skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just… Then BAM! The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I’m still alive. “
“.You’re like one of those clipper ship captains. You’re married to the sea.”
“Yes, that’s true.
But I’ve been out to sea a long time.”
My favorite quote is Royal’s headstone in The Royal Tenenbaums: “Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum (1932–2001) Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship”
“Where’d you come from? You look pregnant.” Steve Zissou
“shes my rushmore max”
“Was he a good dog?” “Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die” – Moonrise Kingdom
I’ll fight it, but I won’t kill it. Now, what about my dynamite? – Steve Zussou
You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.
“I saved Latin. What’s you ever do?”
Rushmore
xo
Kristina
http://www.tweevalleyhigh.com
“I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life!”
- Max Fischer, Rushmore
Dudley: “That cab has a dent in it.”
Raleigh to Margot: “You don’t love me anymore, do you?”
Margot “I do, kind of. I can’t explain it right now.”
Dudley: “Another dent here, and another dent here.”
Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me. – Klaus Daimler
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.” – Steve Zissou
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don’t think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it’s dark, it’s a suicide note.
More than 10 years later, The Royal Tenenbaums continues to be one of my favorite movies
“You may be on B squad but you’re B squad leader” – Zissou to Klaus
“People say when someone says something like that about you it’s because they’re jealous. But it still hurts. It hurts bad.”
“Hey! I know you Asshole!” Royal Tenenbaum to Eli Cash when he leaves Margot’s room.
Ethel: Well, I don’t think that’s very healthy, do you? Nor do I think it’s very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the bathtub.
Margot: I tie it to the radiator.
(Royal Tenenbaums)
“Who How, What Now?”
-Kylie from Fantastic Mr. Fox
“I’ll have a butterscotch sunday I guess.”
“P.S. Do you ever wish you could breathe underwater?”
-Ned Plimpton
You know I’m not big on apologizing. So I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you. From The Life Aquatic Stories With Steve Zissou
“. . . I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.” – Sam from Moonrise Kingdom
Ned: What happened to Jacqueline?
Steve: She didn’t really love me.
“Hey, I can fit through there. You wanna know why? Because I’m LITTLE.”
We’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other.
Badger: ” The cuss you are” Mr Fox: “Are you cussing with me?” Badger: ” Are you cussing with ME?”
Royal: I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that.
Max: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
Rosemary’s boyfriend: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max: O, R they?
from “Rushmore”
“We want meat or fish? I’m gonna have the chicken. Jack, you want to try the fish? I bet that’s delicious. Peter, the lamb? Chicken, the fish, and lamb? How does that sound?”
cut to Jack and Peter.
“Now who wants the soup, raise your hand.”
Jack and Peter raise their hands. – The Darjeeling Limited
Sam: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Suzy: I don’t know. I want to go on adventures, not get stuck in one place.
Jack-What did he say?
Peter-He said the train is lost.
Jack-How can a train be lost? It’s on rails
Get him a beanie and a Glock. – The life aquatic with Steve Zissou
“We don’t like you and we hate your dad. Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.” FMF
You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it.
Herman Blame – Rushmore
“I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that Ritchie.” ~ Margo Tenenbaum
The Royal Tenenbaums
Mr. Fox: By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You’re practically glowing. Maybe it’s the lighting.
-Fantastic Mr. Fox
gahh so many quotes to choose from, but this line, and scene makes me all warm and fuzzy inside :]
Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews.
Esteban was eaten!
“That cab has a dent in it.”
“I’m in a rut and I need a change.”
- Margot Tenenbaum
O, R they?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: ‘In twelve years, he’ll be eleven and a half’
Steve Zissou: ‘That was my favorite age’
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
As a single quote:
That’s the last time you put a knife in me, you hear me!? – Royal Tenenbaum
But if I could quote a whole scene I would choose:
Mr. Fox: [in a cellar with many of the other animal characters] Allright, let’s start planning. Who knows shorthand?
[Linda raises her hand]
Mr. Fox: Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra – you got some dry paper?
[she holds up some paper]
Mr. Fox: Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d’you got?
Mole: I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox: That’s incredible! We can use that! Linda?
Linda Otter: Got it.
Mr. Fox: Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!
Rabbit: I’m fast.
Mr. Fox: You bet you are. Linda?
Linda Otter: Got it.
Mr. Fox: Beaver! Castor Fiber!
Beaver: I can chew through wood.
Mr. Fox: Amazing! Linda!
Linda Otter: Got it.
Mr. Fox: Badger! Meles Meles!
Badger: Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox: What? Since when?
“Who the shit is kingsley Zissou?”
beagles love blueberries.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.”
Steve Zissou
Klaus: I’ve always thought of you two as my dads. Please don’t let any one make fun of me for saying so.
I forgot my comb, but it’s okay I’ll just use my fingers. – Suzy
“Let’s go have a drink and smoke a cigarette.” – Francis, The Darjeeling Limited
“One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”
Anthony- Bottle Rocket
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
“I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.”-Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums
This is going to be a total cluster-cuss for everybody. – Mr, Fox.
“Steven, are you rescuing me? Fold.” – Alistair Hennessey (The Life Aquatic)
What characters? This is a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes. Royal Tenenbaum
‘Oh no we forgot Cody. We have to go back.’
“They’ll never catch me… ’cause I’m fucking innocent.” – Bottle Rocket
“I notice you don’t have a fencing team. Well, I’m gonna try my hardest to start one up for you guys.” – Rushmore
“Go, Mordecai!” – The Royal Tenenbaums
“I’m sick of being on the B-squad!” – The Life Aquatic
“I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!” – The Darjeeling Limited
“That’s just weak song-writing. You wrote a bad song, Petey. ” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.” – Moonrise Kingdom
“Oh that’s great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either. ” -Rushmore
‘When’s the last time this whirly-bird’s been serviced?’
We haven’t located us yet.
I’m right on the edge. I don’t know what comes next.
“Pointless act! You don’t give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That’s inappropriate! That’s inexcusable! That, I don’t forgive! What were you thinking? What were you thinking?”
Dignan
We weren’t raised to be treated this way.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” –Margot Tenenbaum
Ned Plimpton: I’m going to fight you, Steve.
Steve Zissou: You never say, “I’m gonna fight you, Steve.” You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Cough syrup? That’s a dumb way to get loaded, Jack.
I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie. – Margot Tenenbaum
“I’m going to fight [the Jaguar Shark], but I won’t kill it. Now what about my dynamite?”
- Steve Zissou
Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn, what this book presupposes is … maybe he didn’t?
They’ll never catch me… Because I’m fucking innocent.
-Dignan
She’s my Rushmore. — Herman Blume
“One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail for a necktie.” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
This is an adventure. – Steve Z
Some of you were born rich, and you’re gonna stay rich. But for the rest of you, take DEAD AIM on the rich boys. They can buy anything they want, but they can’t buy backbone.
You never say, “I’m gonna fight you, Steve.” You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him. – Bill Murray
Is that Latin?
“We don’t offer a post-graduate year”
“Well . . . We don’t offer it YET.”
She was my Rushmore. — Herman Blume
“That’s all I meant by “relationship.” You want me to grab a dictionary?” – Max Fischer
“I understand what you’re saying and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.” -Fantastic Mr. Fox
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie. “
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.” -Steve Zissou
“What happened to your hand?”
“It got hit by a mirror”
“How’d that happen?”
“I lost my temper at myself”
Sam and Suzzie, Moonrise Kingdom
“The characters are all fictional.” – Jack
Calm, collected, German.
“Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a doctor, but we manage.”
from Rushmore
“Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers — can’t you see how incredible this is going to be? — hang gliding! Come on!”—Bottle Rocket
“I guess we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” -Margot, The Royal Tenenbaums
Oh that’s great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.
-Rushmore
For me, it’s not so much a quote as an image of Bill Murray walking to the end of the diving board, drink in hand, Budweiser swimming trunks, looking at his potentially cheating wife and kids he can’t relate to. He jumps off and sinks to the bottom sitting and doesn’t rise.
Earlier he does say, “I never thought I’d have kids like these.”
Francis: Let’s check the itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.
~ The Darjeeling Limited
Dr Flynn: I understand you’re a neurosurgeon.
Bert Fischer: No, I’m a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake
-Rushmore-
“Tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.”
Because I’m trying to get out of the habit before I have my fucking baby! – Life Aquatic
“Nice nurses uniform, guy.”
“They’re O.R. Scrubs.”
“Oh, ARE they?”
“I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Let’s go have a drink and smoke a cigarette.”
Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. what this book pre-supposes is; maybe he didn’t?
(In tent after returning from hospital) Margot: “You’re not going to do it again, are you?” Richie:(softly) I doubt it… – “The Royal Tenenbaums”
“I’ve had a rough year, dad.”
“I know you have, Chassie”
There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don’t let me get one.
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
“F***. They wired it.” – Steve Zissou
“Go, Mordecai!”
– Ritchie Tenenbaum (The Royal Tenenbaums)
“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”
where’s my shoe? Eli – RT
“They went skinny dipping in Mr. Bloom’s swimming pool giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.”
Richie Tenenbaum: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas Tenenbaum: You did?
Richie Tenenbaum: Yeah, right after I regained conciousness.
–The Royal Tenenbaums
“Four years later, she disappeared alone for almost two weeks and came back with half finger missing” – Narrator; “The Royal Tenenbaums”
“Fuck. They wired it”
Life aquatic
Anthony: One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.
” We’ve never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I’m part gay. “- Alistair Hennessey
‘I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.’
Margot Tenenbaum: You probably don’t even know my middle name.
Royal Tenenbaum: That’s a trick question. You don’t have one.
Margot Tenenbaum: Helen.
Royal Tenenbaum: That was my mother’s name.
Margot Tenenbaum: I know it was.
“Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you’ll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?”
Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
“I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space. You’d be better off without me.” -Walt Bishop
She was known from her extreme secrecy. For example, none of the Tenenbaums knew she was a smoker, which she had been since the age of twelve.
The Royal Tenenbaums
“Stick it up your mother’s arse, you little prick.”
“I’ve got to hand it to you, Magnus. You’ve got a way with words.”
- Rushmore
Laura Bishop: We women are emotional.
Suzy: I hate you.
Moonrise Kingdom
“Are you finding what you’re looking for, out here, with me… I hope so.”
“What did you think Mr. Little Jeans?”
“Best play ever man.”
There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here… don’t let me get one.
Be still, Cody.
I was punched in the face. What’s your excuse?
Because deep down we are all just wild animals. Fantastic Mister Fox
You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock. – Ash
“Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. ”
Max Fischer
Bob Mapplethorpe, potential getaway driver, go! – Dignan, Bottle Rocket
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.” — Hotel Chevalier
Four years later, she disappeared alone for almost two weeks and came back with a half a finger missing — Narrator “The Royal Tenenbaums”
“I’m going to cut some wood.”
“Why do you consider me your enemy?”
“Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.”
“She’s my wife now.”
–Moonrise Kingdom
“What kind of cat was it? Who gives a shit?”
Eli: I wish you would have done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: You didnt have a drug problem then.
Estaban was eaten!!
I love you two but I’m gonna mace you in the face! maces them I had to! Stop including me!
“Are you running away from me?”
“I thought I already did.”
Oseary: A chap by the name of Bill Ubell, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about that, Steve. Three, you must swear – legally swear – that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists.
Steve: I’m going to fight it, but I’ll let it live. What about my dynamite?
“You know I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you”. Steve Zissou
“No you’re not. You’re disloyal.” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
‘What does that mean?’
‘Is nothing sacred?’
“Not if I don’t zee you first, Sonny!”
Klaus
“I know you, asshole!” – Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums
I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked into space.
Walt Bishop
“I like your nurses uniform”
“Actually, these are O.R. scrubs.”
“Oh, are they?”
Richie: “Did you say you’re on mescaline?”
Eli: “I did indeed.”
We’ve never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I’m part gay.
“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?” – Max Fischer
“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.” ~Steve Zissou
“Let’s shag ass.” – Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums
Eli: “I wish you’d have done this for me when I was a kid.”
Richie: “But you didn’t have a drug problem then.”
Eli: “Yeah, but it still would’ve meant a lot to me.”
I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.
“Oh, that’s right. We got another body buried here.” – Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums(One of the best characters ever, start to finish.)
“Which part of Mexico are you from?”
“Paraguay”
[Bottle Rocket]
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?” – Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums(
“Best play ever man” – Kumar aka Mr Little Jeans in Rushmore
“One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.
Three days later I was on my way out to the desert, and that was that.” – Anthony Adams
‘Go Mordecai! ‘
-Richie Tenenbaum
“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… Maybe he didn’t?” -Eli Cash, The Royal Tenenbaums
“You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!”
“This is an adventure.”
~Steve Zissou
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
She was my Rushmore.
“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern!” -Steve Zissou
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” -Margot Tenenbaum
Steve Zissou: Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
” I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.” – Moonrise Kingdom
Alistair Hennessey: (Whack!) Be still, Cody
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. -Steve Zissou (The Life Aquatic)
Of course it has to be:
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
As the one I like is a bit crass…
“Oh – that’s dog’s blood.”
Bob: “why is there tape on your nose?”
Dignan: “exactly!”
Steve Zissou: I’ll fight it, but I won’t kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
“You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?”
-Steve Zissou
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.”
The Zissou
The Life Aquatic
“If we fuck I’m going to feel like shit tomorrow.” “That’s fine by me.”
- Hotel Chevalier
Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife – and you shot off my tail. I’m not leaving here without that necktie. – Mr Fox.
Suzy: Was he a good dog?
Sam: Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?
“I’ll have a butterscotch sundae I guess.”
-Margot
Kristofferson: Uh, do you mind if I slide my bed roll slightly out from under the train set? It’s hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.
Ash: [in the top bunk] There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don’t let me get one.
Kristofferson: No, it’s only just my spinal cord getting…
Ash: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed! I’ll just uh… I’ll crawl under the bookcase! Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
Kristofferson: Never mind.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
“What is that smell?”
“Voltaire number 6.”
“You know I’m a widower myself”
“That was pure, wild, animal craziness.” – Mr. Fox
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.” – Zissou
“you just spit in my eye!” -Frances Whitman, The Darjeeling Limited
Well, out here we call them “pirates,” Ned. – Life Aquatic.
“Your cat’s dead. A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.”
“Don’t point the gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern” -Steve Zissou
“Go to bed, you sons of bitches!”
Well I want to die
“Well, I was a little embarrassed at first. Obviously people are gonna think I’m a showboat and a little bit of a prick. But then I realized… that’s me.
I said those things. I did those things. I can live with that” – Steve Zessou
You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard! ~ Royal Tenenbaum
“you’re supposed to be my lab partner”
‘i am’
“no you’re not, you’re disloyal.”
- Ash Fox
“Let’s shag ass”
Royal Tennenbaum
“Yes, that’s true. But I’ve been out to sea for a long time.” — Max Fischer
“Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. I’m going to pop a cap in his ass.”
-Max Fisher
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
“I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin’ plays.” -Rushmore
Mr. Bishop: My daughter has been abducted by one of those beige lunatics. –Moonrise Kingdom
You wrote a bad song, Petey.
- Franklin Bean
“This is gonna be a total clustercuss for everybody.” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
“He looks like a little banana. Where you from anyway, man?”
Let’s shag ass. -Royal Tenenbaum
Ex-girlfriend: “Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.”
Jack: “I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
- Hotel Chevalier
“I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.” Max Fischer. Rushmore.
“Here, put this bandit hat on.”
“Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend. ”
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever. “
You want me to grab a dictionary? – Max Fisher
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
We haven’t located us yet.
“I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style.” – Royal
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.”
What kind of bird are you?…I’m a sparrow shes a dove, No i said what kind of bird are YOU.
“She’s my Rushmore.” Herman Blume
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.”
“Sempre em frente, nunca pra trás”
Seu Jorge and the soundtrack of my life from Life aquatic. You might say it’s the wrong answer but hey ho. For me music in Wes Anderson’s films is as important as anything else, it gives another dimension to the whole thing and at the end has a life of it’s own. So be it!
I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.
-Steve Zissou
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.” – Herman Blume, Rushmore
She’s a rich bitch you know, raised by maids
Guy in bathroom: Hey, you’re in the Army, yes?
Dignan: No, I just have short hair.
“I wonder if it remembers me.” – from the shark scene in Life Aquatic.
“Do you really think it’s cool to hit the sauce when you got a bun in the oven?”
Steve Zissou to Jane in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”
Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
“I love you, but I’m going to mace you in the face!” – Jack, The Darjeeling Limited
“Can the boy tell time?”
“Oh, my Lord, no.”
Was he a good dog?
Who’s to say ? but he didn’t deserve to die.
Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog you idiots!
Herman Blume: She’s my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
“what about my dynamite”
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer.
“Go to bed you sons of bitches.” – Steve Zissou
(Loved the exhibit btw!)
“I hope the roof flies off, and I get sucked into space.”
Max – “Where you in the shit?”
Herman – “Yeah…I was in the shit.”
Look at that old grizzly bear!
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” -Margot Tenenbaum
Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.
Take dead aim at the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.
-Mr. Blume
“I wrote a suicide note”-Richie
“You did?”-Chas
“Yeah, right after I gained consciousness” -Richis
Royal Tenenbaums circa 2001
“well i wanna die” -The Royal Tenenbaums
“he’s got hydrogen psychosis. The crazy-eye”
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer.
“That cab has a dent in it.”
“The characters are all fictional.” -Jack: The Darjeeling Limited
I guess we’ll just have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.
” I wonder of the three of us could have been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Jack, The Darjeeling Limited.
I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.
-Max Fischer
You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium?
Nah, it was the handjob.
And you know what else? It was worth it.
“That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!” – (Steve ZIssou) The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
That was my favourite age.
“Everybody knows Custer died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is, what if he didn’t?”
“Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers – can you see how incredible this is going to be? – hang gliding, come on!” Dignan, Bottle Rocket.
Do you think he remembers me?
-Steve Zissou
The Life Aquatic
Steve Zissou: “It’s all really happening.”
That’s the last time you put a knife in me, you hear me?
“Could you get some root beers for anybody who wants one? I don’t want one, okay?” Max Fischer
“No-one spoke at the funeral, and Father Petersen’s leg had not yet mended, but it was agreed among them that Royal would have found the event to be most satisfactory.”
“Son of a bitch I’m sick of these dolphins.”
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“You’re true blue, Ethel. You really are.” -Royal Tenenbaum
Fuck the itinerary.
No, I said, what kind of bird are YOU?
“See you tomorrow.” -Sam Shakusky, Moonrise Kingdom
‘We haven’t located us yet’ – Brendan the bald assistant . The Darjeeling Limited
“The secret, I don’t know…I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then…do it for the rest of your life.” – Max Fischer
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man!
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don’t know, man. I lose my touch, man…
Dignan: Did you even have a touch to lose, man?
JACK’S EX-GIRLFRIEND
Whatever happens in the end, I don’t want to lose you as a friend.
JACK
I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?
“Be still, Cody!”
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Jack: How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.
I saved latin, what did you ever do?
Look at these assholes.
Are you finding what you were looking for… out here with me? I hope so.
- Steve Zissou
” O R they?!” Max Fisher
From Moonrise Kingdom:
Susy: What’s that pin for?
Sam: Oh, it’s not an accomplishment button – I inherited it from my mother. I don’t think it was meant for a man to wear but I don’t give a damn.
“I said… What kind of bird are you.” – Moonrise kindgom
“I wonder if it remembers me.” – from the beautiful shark scene in Life Aquatic.
Eli Cash: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too, me too.
“Let’s shag ass.”
-Royal Tenenbaum
Who’s gonna tell us the Latin names of all the fishes and everything? You know I can’t remember all that shit. – Steve Zissou
(The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
Bob: Wha – why is there tape on your nose?
Dignan: Exactly!
I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either. -max fisher
“Well I have to say, he didn’t look half-bad for a suicide. Attempted anyway.” -Royal
They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will.
‘I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re a son of a bitch.’ – Henry Sherman
“Well, she wasn’t your real grandmother, and I never knew how much interest you had, uh, sweetie. Anyway, you’re invited now.”
“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.”
So hard to choose just one …… By a very narrow margin, The Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite.
Another good one: “Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.”
“I wonder if it remembers me.” – The Life Aquatic
Mole: I just want to see… a little sunshine.
Mr. Fox: But you’re nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely open on a good day.
Mole: I’m sick of your double talk, we have rights!
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.” – Steve Zissou, The Aquatic Life with Steve Zissou
“I let you call me Stevsie… it sounds better!”
Steve Zissou: “Well, I was a little upset at first. I mean, obviously people are going to think I’m a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought… that’s me. I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that.”
“You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?”
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“Wouldn’t it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?” – Jack, The Darjeeling Limited.
“Apple juice….apple juice flood…”
Walt Bishop: Be advised, the two of you will never see each other again. Those were your last words. Do you understand?
Suzy: I’d be careful if I were you. One of these days, somebody’s gonna get pushed too far. And who knows what they’re capable of?
Walt Bishop: Is that a threat?
Suzy: It’s a warning.
Lionel: You’re a traitor to our family.
Suzy: Good! I want to be.
“I promise I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.” – Jack
“Goddamn… that’s the last time you put a knife in me, y’hear me!?”- Royal Tenenbaum
“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”
Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums
“You’re in love with Richie. Which is sick. And gross.” – Eli Cash
“He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes.”
“Four years later, she disappeared alone for almost two weeks and came back with a half a finger missing — Narrator “The Royal Tenenbaums””
“You want to talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you’ve never heard!” – Royal
“On the run from Johnny Law… ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”
-Dignan, Bottle Rocket
Not if I don’t see you first, sonny. – Klaus Daimler
“One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”
Eli: [whispering] Wildcat… wild… cat… pow… wildcat…
“Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.”
“She’s my wife now.”
“Congratulations!”
What are doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches! – Steve Zissou
Max: That’s a nice nurses uniform, guy.
Peter: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max: Oh, are they?
- Rushmore
“My safety’s Harvard”
-Max Fischer
Tie:
“Cluster cuss” or
“That’s the last time you stick me with a knife, Pagoda”
Best play ever, man. – Mr. LittleJeans
“I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.”
“Look at these assholes.”
Francis in The Darjeeling Limited
“It feels hard” Suzy to Sam
in Moonrise Kingdom.
“Who zee shit is Kingsley Zissou?”
“Steven. Are you rescuing me? Fold…” BANG! -Alistair Hennessy
The Life Aquatic
“On the run from Johnny Law… ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”
–Dignan, Bottle Rocket.
In summation, I have only one question; is Latin dead? – Rushmore
“Bob’s gone, he stole his own car!!” Bottle Rocket
“I saved Latin, what did you do?”
“I think we’ll have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” (Royal Tenenbaums)
Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake – but at least they’ve got stars on them. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
“Yes, that’s true. But I’ve been out to sea for a long time.”
-Rushmore
“We’ve never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I’m part gay.” –Alistair Hennessey
“Do you send my mother your clippings and your grades from college?”
“Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day til I started getting good reviews.”
“Your reviews aren’t that good.”
This is an adventure Steve Zizzou
“Go to bed, you sons of bitches!”
–Bill Murray, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.”
- Rita & Jack, ‘The Darjeeling Limited’
“Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.” Rushmore
Eli: I’m sorry, don’t listen to me. I’m on mescaline. I’ve been spaced out all day.
Richie: Did you say you’re on mescaline?
Eli: I did, indeed. Very much so.
(The Royal Tenenbaums)
Fischer, you dirty wee skidmark! – Magnus Buchan in Rushmore
They made soup out of my research turtles
‘I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.’
-Moonrise Kingdom
“Nobody knows what’s going to happen. And then we film it. That’s the whole concept” – Steve
Mr. Fox: Who am I, Kylie?
Kylie: Who how? What now?
Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you’ll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
Kylie: I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.
“He’s got the crazy eye!” The Royal Tenenbaums
I’m a little bit lonely these days.
“You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock.” (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.”
- Herman Blume
I’ve always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
“…these are O.R. scrubs.”
“Oh. Are they?” ( – Rushmore)
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” – Margot
Wildcat.
“If what I think is happening is happening – it better not be”
“What the cuss?!” – Fantastic Mr.Fox
“You know Ali, I don’t want to give away the ending.”
“He looks like a little banana”
I told you not to come here. – The Darjeeling Limited
“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.” – Steve Zissou
Mrs. Fox:” You know, you really are… fantastic. ”
Mr. Fox: “I try.”
Pointless act! You don’t give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That’s inappropriate! That’s inexcusable! That, I don’t forgive!
Royal – “He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.”
Ari – “Who stabbed you?”
Royal – “He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.”
“Bye Cody” -Steve Zizzou
“What characters? There’s just a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes”
“[the Whitman brothers see children crossing a river] Look at these assholes”.
Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
-Rushmore
We haven’t located us yet. -Brendan (The Darjeeling Limited)
“I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.” (Sam, Moonrise Kingdom)
“That cab has a dent in it.”
“I always wanted to be in one of your f-ckin’ plays.” –Magnus to Max Fischer, Rushmore
“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.”
-Steve Zissou
OH are they?
He’s out. And you’re out, too. And I don’t think I’m in, either! No gang!
“What kind of bird are you?”-Moonrise Kingdom
“How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?!”
I promise. I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever
“This is gonna be a total cluster-cuss for everybody”
– Mr. Fox
The Rules of Whack Bat –
Coach Skip “Basically, there’s three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.”
Kristofferson “Got it.”
(Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Did you say you’re on mescaline? I did indeed. Very much so.
“I’ve never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!”
(The one and only Life Aquatic!)
“You cussin’ me?” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
Is the boy able to tell time?
Oh, heaven’s, no.
(Royal Tenebaums).
Rita: What’s wrong with you?
Jack: Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.
-The Darjeeling Limited
Go to bed you sons of bitches!
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.” -Jack/Hotel Chevalier
“I’m sorry, don’t listen to me. I’m on mescaline. I’ve been spaced out all day.” -Eli Cash
“Let’s shag ass.”
-The Royal Tenenbaums
You never say, “I’m gonna fight you Steve.” You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker punch him. – Steve Zissou
“I hear what you’re saying, but I think you misjudge the guy. “
“Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he’s just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant. “
“You’ve made a cuckold of me.”
-The Royal Tenenbaums
“Are you cussing with me?”
“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?” -Max Fischer, Rushmore
Mr. Fox: “You’ve aged badly, Rat.”
Rat: “You gettin’ a little long-in-the-tooth yourself, partner.”
-Fantastic Mr. Fox
Sam: What happened to your hand?
Suzy: It got hit by a mirror.
Sam: How’d that happen?
Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.
They’ll never catch me, man. Cause I’m fucking innocent.
-Dignan from Bottle Rocket
“I’ve had a rough year, dad”
- Chas
“wolf whistle, click click” -fantastic mr. fox
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome…”-Steve Zissou The Life Aquatic
“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t?
-Eli Cash, The Royal Tenenbaums
“I saved Latin, what did you ever do?” – Rushmore.
“Cacaw! Cacaw!” – Dignan (his birdcall signal loses something in the transcription, but it just slays me every time.)
“I wonder if it remembers me”
I can’t make it through this scene with a dry eye, ever. This is the only movie I’ve ever seen that makes me cry, every time. Such a beautiful moment in cinema.
“Where’s that red one gonna go?”
“I’ll take punctuality.” – Herman Blume
“I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize… for the events of the night of the 23rd. I’m not accustomed to drinking alcohol. Please do me the service of coming to the unveiling of a new venture I’ve undertaken. I hope you will attend, if possible.” – Max Fischer
“I’ve never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!”
~Plimpton !!
“I guess we’ll just have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” -The Royal Tenenbaums
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.” – Darjeeling Limited
“We fuckin’ stole it, man.” – The Stooge – The Life Aquatic
Ha ha….There are NO teams! (Royal Tenenbaums)
“do you send my mom your clippings?”
- Richie Tenenbaum to Eli Cash, Royal Tenenbaums
“I think we’re just gunna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie”. Margot- Royal Tenenbaums.
“Apple Juice, Apple Juice Flood” -Hypnotized Possum (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Klaus, if you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out. Is that understood? – Ned, Life Aquatic
aka Kingsley Zissou
“Does it concern you that your daughter’s run away from home?”
“… That’s a loaded question. ” -Moonrise Kingdom
Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would’ve flattened me like a pancake.
-Rushmore
Sam: What happened to your hand?
Suzy: It got hit by a mirror.
Sam: How’d that happen?
Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.
Moonrise Kingdom
“Let’s shag ass.” -Royal
“And you’re out, too. And I dont think I’m in, either. No gang!”
Dignan
Bottle Rocket
“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.” -Royal Tenenbaum
“Chirstopherson, Christopherson”
FANTASTIC MR FOX
“You know I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.” (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
I saved Latin…… what did you ever do?
Narrator: Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age 2. Her father had always noted this when introducing her.
Royal: [at a dinner party] This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tenenbaum
I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
“Where’s that red one gonna go?”
“She’s my Rushmore”
If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! – Badger
“You know I’m Hebew myself. But the kids are three quarters mick Catholic.” -RT
“Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off… Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?”
-Steve Zissou, The Life Aquatic
Miss Cross: What happened to your nose?
Max: I got punched in the face. What’s your excuse?
“You’re supposed to be *my* lab partner.”
“I am.”
“No you’re not. You’re disloyal.”
I like your nurse’s uniform guy.
These are O.R. scrubs.
O, R they?
-Rushmore!!
“You know, maybe right before whenever you’re about to take out your tooth, you should say something like, “Please forgive this.”" \
-Peter (Darjeeling Limited).
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.” – Margot
Royal Tenenbaums
“…What is that?! Oh.. no no that’s dog’s blood…” – Royal T.
“Were you in the shit?”
“Yeah, I was in the shit.”
-Rushmore
Suzy Bishop: “Was he a good dog?”
Sam Shakusky: “Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die…”
“That night, Etheline found all of her children living together under the same roof for the first time in years”.
” I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.” – Henry
Tennis Match Commentator #1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now, Tex Hayward?
Tex Hayward: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.
Swamp leeches quick ever one check for swamp leaches… I’m the only one who got hit… What’s the deal – life aquatic
Ned: If you ever touch me again, i will kick your goddamn teeth out. Klaus: Not if i dont see you first, sonny.
“Well I want to die.” – Raleigh St Clair
The Royal Tenenbaums
“I take that back, this is my real job. I’m a math teacher on the side.” – Scout Master Ward
“If you’re gonna cuss, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!” – Badger
Let’s shag ass.
Ash: ”You’re supposed to be /my/ lab partner.”
Agnes: “I am!”
Ash: “No you’re not. You’re disloyal.”
-Fantastic Mr. Fox
“What are you doing? You’re on my team.”
“There are no teams.”
-The Royal Tenenbaums
Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat??????????
Mrs. Bishop: Women are more emotional, and -
Suzy: I hate you.
Mrs. Bishop: Don’t say hate.
Suzy: Why not? I mean it.
Mrs. Bishop: No you don’t. You think you do, in this moment. You’re trying to hurt me.
Suzy: Exactly. I hate you.
He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks…and actually I think he’s crying.
Steve: I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
Eleanor: No.
Steve: Okay. Could I go ahead and butter you up anyway? It took me two and a half hours to get out here.
Did you just call me COLTRANE?
“On the run from Johnny Law; ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”
- Dignan, “Bottlerocket”
“But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.” (Rushmore)
“Why don’t you piss off Fisher you dudley(dotty?) wee skid mark!”
“Well then, I just want to die” Raleigh St. Clair
“I wonder if it remembers me” – The Life Aquatic
“I’m so pissed, I wanna spit!”– Allistair Hennesy.
‘You wanna play some word games, or do some experiments on me or anything?’ – Royal Tenenbaums
“You’re true blue, Ethel. You really are”
“Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone’s *not* a genius? Do you especially think I’m *not* a genius? You didn’t even have to think about it, did you?” (Eli, The Royal Tenenbaums)
I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!
I Love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about,
“I’m gonna go pray at another thing.” – Peter
” Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.
I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever”.
Hotel Chevalier
“Thanks for using me”
- Jack Whitman (And also coincidentally Kurt Vonnegut)
“Let’s shag ass”
“i love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about
“These are my OR scrubs.”
“O R they?’
Steve Zissou-”Jaguar Shark”
I got sand in my mouth.
Ex-girlfriend: Are you running away from me?
Jack: I thought I already did.
“Your girlfriend just stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” Moonrise Kingdom
“I know you asshole!” – Royal Tenenbaum to Eli Cash
“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie. ” -Margot
“I promise, I will never be your friend, no matter what, ever.”
“Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.”
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
Hotel Chevalier
“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”
Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers and hitting the cemetery?” – Royal in The Royal Tenenbaums
“I can’t argue against anything you are saying. Then I don’t have to because you are twelve”2
I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite. -Steve Zissou
“I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!”
Let’s shag ass! – Royal Tennenbaum
“Dear Eli, I’m in the middle of the ocean, I haven’t left my room in four days, I’ve never been more lonely in my life and I think I’m in love with Margot.”
- The Royal Tenenbaums
“I miss Rushmore. I miss the seasons.”
“Are you finding what you were looking for… out here with me? I hope so. ” Steve Zissou
“What the cuss?!” – Fantastic Mr. Fox
Sam: “What happened to your hand?”
Suzy: “I got hit in the mirror.”
—Moonrise Kingdom
There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don’t let me get one.
Margot: “You probably don’t even know my middle name.”
Royal: “That’s a trick question. You don’t have one.”
Margot: “Helen”
Royal: “That was my mother’s name.”
Margot: “I know it was.”
Laura: “we women are emotional”
Suzy: “I hate you”
Everybody knows Custer died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is, what if he didn’t?
“Nihil Sanctisne?”
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
“No! Chewed!”
Life Aquatic
Esteban was bitten?
Eaten!
Is he dead?
Esteban was eaten!
He was swallowed whole?
No! Chewed!
Henry: “I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.”
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?” – Royal Tenenbaum
“Who ze shit is ‘Kingsley Zissou?’” -Klaus
Life Aquatic
“…and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.”
I saved Latin! What did you ever do? – Max Fischer(Rushmore)
It’s so hard to pick just one! How about:
Royal Tenenbaum – “Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?”
“You want to talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive like you’ve never heard.” The Royal Tennenbaums
Max: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
John: They’re OR scrubs.
Max: O, R they?
-Rushmore
“They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.”
-Dignan
“I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.”
- Jack (The Darjeeling Limited)
“That’s a very loaded question.”
“Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.”
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
Are you finding what you were looking for… out here with me? I hope so.
-The Life Aquatic
“Also, you’ll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.”
Royal: “Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?” Royal Tenenbaums
“He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes.”
-Laura Bishop. Moonrise Kingdom
You’re not going to cuss with me you little cuss!
Fantastic Mr Fox
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
“So, she smokes.” —Raleigh St. Clair, TRT
Sam: Why do you consider me your enemy?
Redford: Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
[Moonrise Kingdom]
“Bob Maplethorp, potential getaway driver, go!”
bottle rocket
Jack: “I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.” from Hotel Chevalier
“You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?”
S. Zissou
Royal: Look, I know I’m going to be the bad guy on this one, but I just want to say the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.
(The Royal Tenenbaums. Gets me every time.)
Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone’s not a genius? Do you especially think I’m not a genius? …You didn’t even have to think about it, did you?
—Eli Cash.
Ash: I’m not different, am I?
Mrs. Fox: We all are. Him especially. But there’s something kind of fantastic about that isn’t there?
-Fantastic Mr. Fox
“Well everyone knows that Custer died at Little Bighorn, what this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t…?”
“Wind’s blowing up a gale today.” — Eli Cash
Dudley: That cab has a dent in it.
Raleigh St. Clair: You don’t love me anymore, do you?
Margot Tenenbaum: I do, kind of.
Margot Tenenbaum: I can’t explain it right now.
Dudley:Another dent here, and another dent here.
The Royal Tenenbaums
I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. – Royal Tenenbaum
“I still wish I could breathe underwater.” – Ned “Kingsley” Zissou
“He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes. “
“I’m so pissed I want to spit.” -A. Hennessey
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” -Margot (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Steve Zissou: You know I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about”
Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
“Are you comfortable, Max? I’ll just be out back nude getting handjobs from the woman you love.” – Max Fischer
Steve Zissou: “I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite. “
“I love you, but you have no idea what you are talking about.” – Moonrise Kingdom
“O.R. they?” — Max, Rushmore
“You poor sucker. You poor, washed up papa’s boy. ”
Chas
The royal tenenbaums
“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”
That’s the last time you put a knife in me! Y’hear me? -The Royal Tenenbaums
“I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.”
“I want us be become brothers again like we used to be and for us to find ourselves and bond with each other. Can we agree to that?” – Francis Whitman
Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off… Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?
I love you too, but I’m going to mace you in the face!
Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern you that your daughter’s just run away from home?
Mr. Bishop: That’s a loaded question.
“Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.” – Steve Zissou
Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife – and you shot off my tail. I’m not leaving here without that necktie.- Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer, probably the most successful in the world. He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. He eats three chickens every day: breakfast, lunch, supper, and dessert. That’s twelve in total per deim. Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer. He’s about the size of a pot-bellied dwarf, and his chin would be under the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. His food is homemade donuts with mashed-up goose livers injected into them. Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer. He invented his own species of each. He lives on a diet of strong alcoholic cider which he makes from his apples. He’s as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! <3
At the moment, no. But it doesn’t look good
-Royal Te
“I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetary?” – Royal Tenenbaum
“I’m talking about taking it out, and chopping it up”
R.T.
Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.
- The Darjeeling Limited
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
–Sam Shakusky
Ex-girlfriend: Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.
Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
-Hotel Chevalier
Royal: Let’s shag ass.
The Royal Tenenbaums
I saved Latin. what did you ever do?
Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum
1932 – 2001
DIED TRAGICALLY RESCUING HIS
FAMILY FROM THE WRECKAGE OF A
DESTROYED SINKING BATTLESHIP.
“Tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today”